** FREE** IM DIVORCING MY COUCH!

after a long term, loving relationship with my big comfy couch ive decided to do the unthinkable; trade him in for a younger model. dreadful, i know! my dear couch is of velvety type fabric, an expert cuddler and good in bed, well... as a bed. has a small rip in right arm, easily covered. im sad to end the era but it seems ive reached a midlife furniture crisis. must be picked up, time negotiable